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"The bikes here collect a lot of dust, it's a shame this Nick character doesn't ride them..."

"Watch out for the stains on the sheets!"

"The HIP Stake Out smells like feet."

"Why are you eating at Cafe Rio or Yayo? Walk two places past the post office and eat a pupusa at El Santaneco!"

"Best late night burrito spot in Vegas!"

"This place is NOT COOL. Go to the regular Stakeout. They don't even serve grilled cheese at this Stakeout, only pickles wrapped in a hotdog bun. Also the jukebox only plays songs by Justin Beiber."