Nick

"When bringing hams into the courthouse, be sure to put in bins and run through x-ray machines. They will set off the metal detector, but, it also cooks the hams slightly, making them warm and crispy."

"Don't plug your phone into the iHome stereo system! It changed my background to a picture of Dave Coulier and I can't change it. It is a good picture of him, though."

"I found Pat. Check room 407."

"Ask a bailiff to see "the magic." If they act unaware of what the magic is, you aren't considered ready to see it."

"Very slow Internet. Ask for the Lemon Party upgrade."

"Don't lick the floor."