Donna M

"Wear your coat, it's cold in there."

"We ate 3 bites and had to leave. Makes Crystal Palace seem like an actual palace in comparison."

"Good service, terrible beer selection."

"Your perfume and/or cologne doesn't smell as good as you think it does. Go easy on the stuff, please."

"Don't judge any new-to-you beer on how it tastes here. We've been served funky pints of stuff we know we like on multiple occasions."

"Don't get out of the car."