Phil Langer

"I only come here because my toddler son loves Resi the cow. He has no idea that cow has a massive alcohol problem"

"This place is alright. The only downside is that there seem to be no way out of the cineplex after 11:00pm. If you watch a movie late expect to spend the night at the mall ..."

"Meat. They have good meat. Eat it"

"Don't come here. I want a lane for myself."

"I love next door to this playground but I never come here with my kid. The place reminds me of the shawshank redemption. Most kids look like they shiv you if you look at them the wrong way."

"It's a bar. They play bad metal music. Everybody tries to look like an extra from the set of Sons of Anarchy."