Sam Crecelius

"They're a little stingy with the hot sauce, but worth every penny! Breakfast Tacos are Bodacious and Bad Ass...one is all you need, but I always down two, my eyes are always bigger than my stomach."

"Come for the fun, stay for the giant sized bean bag bed..."

"If you would like to help out a poor old cripple like me, I take donations of any size or shape (cash, change, boobs, etc) but prefer the gift of fun. I will love any type of fun, my fav is(see pic.)"

"Want a tip, don't do anything that causes you to move in here..."