OverlandParker

"Welcome to 'Merica. Head straight to Walmart and pick you up some shotgun shells and a riding mower."

"This is the first Airport I've ever been to that announced overhead that there was church service. Lawdy, I loves me some Bible Belt."

"You kids and your newfangled flying machines."

"Get the "coffee." It's like what you normally get, except without sugar, cream, cinnamon, caramel drizzle, nutmeg, vanilla extract, chocolate, or whipped cream. Water & coffee beans. That's all it is"

"I love this place so much that I feel like I should try to breastfeed it."

"This place is really missing out by not making fortune cookies that say "We're superior at manufacturing U.S. goods.""