Joe Mastrangelo

"knicks suck, jets suck, yankees suck, islanders suck"

"Sobriety checkpoints off of the exit at the lowell train station sometimes"

"The mini pub pies are great."

"Beer specials other than bud light?"

"Makes Haverhill worthwhile. Awesome 60$ deal for two entrees and a shaker of martinis. Get the filet, costs a bit extra, but so worth it."

"I've had cheaper drinks in Boston. And the girls down there are hotter too."