Joe Mama

"Of the bathroom is this clean, just imagine what the kitchen looks like"

"The water fountain tastes like an old hose pipe."

"The Spider Roll is not made with a soft shell crab. They tempura Krab Stick. I'm a little offended honestly."

"They sell jorts here!"

"Don't bother sitting in a chair while you are here. You can just stand in the doorway and have your inane conversation."

"It's amazing. You can tell these guys what you would like on your sandwich and they serve you something totally unrelated to what you order."