BILLY CARTER WALESES

"Sell a hot babies r us giftcard with 563 on it in the parking lot"

"Observe. And observe again"

"Blaze for Days"

"Get high as the moon"

"If the wait staff were any more militant and anti american id think i was in Ho Chi Min city and Dear Leader was trying to backdoor poison anyone with an english name or hair on their arms."

"Be sure and smoke cigs in the hallway on three to cover up the weed smell billowing out every other door as you Gooooooooooo"