"Totally thought this was the red light district. Came for a happy ending but left with a latte and a full battery. 10/10 would fuck around and find out again."
Ladestation für Elektrofahrzeuge
· Kettleman City, USA
8.0"Totally thought this was a car body shop on a drunken night out. Came in to fix my bumper, left with my body rekt. 10/10 would fuck around with bumpers again."
Fitnessstudio
· San Francisco, USA
8.8"Totally thought this was a massage parlor on a drunken night out. Came in for deep tissue, left with cheesefoam fuckery. 10/10 would fuck around with boba again."
Bubble Tea
· San Francisco, USA
7.1"Totally thought this was a 7-11 on a drunken night out. Came in for a slushy, left with a belly full of cheese. 10/10 would cum again."
Italienisch
· San Francisco, USA
7.9"Totally thought this was a driving range on a drunken Saturday night. Came in to hit balls. Came out with popcorn in my butthole. 10/10 would movie again."
Kino
· San Francisco, USA
9.4"Totally thought this was a car dealership on a drunken night out. Came in for a good deal on a used Honda Accord, left with a belly full of dumplings that made me have orgasms for days."
Chinesisch
· San Francisco, USA
8.5