Rachael Pryor

"The Cajun Cafe Grill and Master Wok are in a serious battle. They're legitimately bullying people into trying their samples over the competition."

"The music here sucks."

"Their toilet seats are too small for their toilets!"

"If you don't follow the rules, Jim will show up with his shot gun."

"There's an old man who likes to hang around and scream "you're pushing me!" at the counter lady. she's so good at ignoring him!"

"My waitress had a bit of a nervous breakdown when I asked her to add caramel to my hot chocolate."