Michael McWhorter

"Metro rail exists only in Miami. This is Tri-Rail"

"Called to order takeout & was told they weren't accepting them, dine in only. Said they had to many already (they opened at 5 I called at 5:15) When I questioned the logic owner hung up. Never again"

"If you're early the train will be on Track 1, but if you're running late... Track 2!"

"Walk up to a waiting guest, stand in front of them until they acknowledge you & softly whisper, "Don't get on this plane." Then slowly walk away without another word."

"The Monster Sub features the patented "meat blanket". They put meat, then all your veggies & then another blanket of meat to hold in everything else. Delicious."

"It's not "Magnolia" it's "Mangonia Park" as in the town where this station resides. Of course if you're checking in... you're already here."