Tim Harvey

"Best Butter Chicken in the area."

"Those great reviews you see? Almost all were written before Yen sold Yen's. When she left, so did the quality. Add Yen's to Ashburn's long list of mediocre Chinese restaurants."

"Bad prices and beer prices are higher than giraffe balls. $7 for a Lite draft?"

"Warning: If you check in late at night, they may not have a room for you. Maybe corporate gives them a bonus for overselling -- booting those who get a deal and keeping those who overpay."

"Pit Beef is spectacular"

"The only "New York" deli in America without rye bread on the menu. Sorry, pal, marbled rye doesn't count. Kind of like selling a chocolate-vanilla swirl milkshake but neither chocolate or vanilla."