thepretenda

"Great for breakfast and lunch options. Very decently priced, even though you're in the middle of nowhere!"

"Generally slow service, but great food."

"Ask the staff how the bacon is cooked here. (It's microwaved for halal certifications!) What a joke."

"Have the Meringue dessert!!"

"Order "a small Wanker" like everyone else."

"Generally over crowded."