David Emerson

"Feel guilty about your dining choice."

"Sit in the dark recesses of the pub and drink while everyone else dines in the sun."

"See the guys from Penny Arcade sketch and chat it up. (This might be difficult to replicate...)"

"Wonder whose giant head the 3D glasses are designed to accommodate."

"Devour the Baconator!"

"Hope nobody that has heard you bash Walmart sees you shopping there."