""Some say that $14 Angus Beef Burger is overpriced, but I say that you've got to dish out the big bucks if you want the 47th best burger in Chicago." - Conan O'Brien"
""Although there's no conclusive proof, I think holding your head next to US Cellular Field for prolonged periods of time is a bad idea." - Conan O'Brien"
""Sometimes I'll buy a plane ticket just so I can get through security and eat at the "Chili's Too" restaurant - home to the 3rd best fajitas in Chicago" - Conan O'Brien"
""When checking a bag, I always make sure to pack a CONAN intern - that way, if my bags get lost, and they're still alive, they can call and tell me where they are." - Conan O'Brien"
""Every time I visit Wrigley Field I like to freak out everybody in the men's room by peeing into the urinal trough the long ways. #Trendsetter" - Conan O'Brien"
""Every year the Colorado Convention Center hosts a gem and mineral show. Also, they use the word “show” very loosely in Colorado." - Conan O'Brien"
· Denver, USA