Kenny MacPherson

"Save time and travel to the airport naked, you'll only have to get dressed all over again after Security..."

"Watch out for naked Irishmen hiding behind reception in the morning..."

"With @CostaCoffee closed in the foyer, head up Waverley steps for an amazing @RazzoCoffee instead! #bestcoffee in the neighbourhood"

"Ask the barista for a slightly wet cappuccino and to throw the milk about so the espresso comes up to the top!"

"Addlestones. England's greatest pint!"

"On the 0921 to Worcester, head all the way along to the first class coach then take the one beyond. It's standard class but very few use it until the rest of the train fills up!"