Steve Lopez

"Comfy beds."

"Safety first! Always buckle-up your pies!"

"Incredibly over-priced appetizers. $8 for 4 pizza fingers? AYFKMWTS?"

"Remember: bread isn't good for ducks. It fills their adorable bellies and stops them from eating the food they actually need. Cracked corn is a much better option."

"Slowest Pay-At-The-Pump experience ever. Before you can pump, they ask five questions with a 5 second wait between each one. Not sure what the problem is, as other nearby Sunocos don't have this issue"

"Men's room only had one rogue pube on the urinal. A+++ Would pee here again!"