Stephen Smith

"1) Go here. 2) Order whatever the special is. 3) Rejoice in the glory of life."

"It's actually $13 now (Sept 2010). Open since 1890! Good quality haircuts at a good price."

"Fun Fact: In addition to being a suite hotel, this place also serves as a retirement home."

"GREAT burgers and fries at Vera's Burger Shack, where "you can't beat Vera's meat"."

"If you startle easily, DON'T go in the 4D show. Seriously."

"Go in the line on the right. They usually have the same end (human psychology), but the one on the right is closer to the curve (math) and the first security point, so it's shorter overall."