Doc

"The children leave edibles everywhere. Look especially for candy."

"Stop in g158 and leave cookies. You will receive much good karma from the devils that reside there."

"The fried cheese ravioli is excellent. If you have kids ask for penne instead of spaghetti; much easier to eat here."

"If you have kids, try to get two queen beds. The sofa bed is exactly that. You will have a Seinfeld back torture moment in the morning."

"Do not taunt those under 4 feet tall. They bite and scratch. Taller than that and they may cook for you and pour wine until you mellow out."

"The equipment leaks a stain in heat so wear clothes that you don't care about."