Chris Meadows

"Power outlets can be pretty loose...and they're also right overhead. Watch for falling wall-warts! Don't rely on the Wi-Fi if you don't have to; bring your own hotspot."

"If you order a beer, after you finish the beer (NOT before!) poke your finger up through the bottom of the cup. Boom, you've got a fridge magnet."

"If you ask them to, they'll make your breakfast sandwich with the "round egg" they use on McMuffins instead of that sheet of egg product."

"The grill makes a damn fine burger fresh when you order it."

"They don't give out their wi-fi password to customers. LAME."

"You might not expect it from a doughnut shop, but their biscuits and gravy are some of the best in town. The secret is the sausage, which is made by the BBQ shop next door."