ǝʌǝʇS Wilson

"Don't pee in the pool. It turns the water bright blue."

"Best bacon anywhere! Banana pancakes are awesome. Get here early, this place is always packed! As to the single naysayer tip on here, that guy is a moron."

"This is the Mongolian Grill version of the soup nazi. It's so controlled it almost defeats the purpose."

"Go across the street and drown yourself in the Lake. At least you'll grab some headlines on the way out."

"Best Indian Fry Bread anywhere. Also, the Ribeye and clam chowder are excellent!"

"Try the Blackened Salmon of Steelhead with Pineapple Chutney and Habanero vinaigrette."