Michael Cruz

"Worst grocery store. Crusty ass cinnamon rolls, don't buy them I touched them to make sure they were good but no..."

"When someone throws up they hose the throw up in the log ride water. Sue me if this ain't a #Truestory"

"Poop on the floor cause its cool"

"They will kill you if you rob them."

"Super cheap soda and a great place for public nudity"

"Blow jobs for everyone here, Buy a ticket and you'll see"