Michael Pilla

"Pro-Tip: Avoid the long cupcake line and get it with ice cream next door! Mmm...cupcake sundaes."

"Stealthily the most puppy friendly restaurant in LA. Just ask for sidewalk & get your pup best brisket in SoCal. I guarantee your pooch will be over the moon with delight."

"The closest you'll get in LA to a drugstore that mirrors the bleak milieu of Albuquerque in the Breaking Bad world of Walter White. Lots of desperate looking white folk. Enjoy."

"You know you're actually in Kentucky, right? Kentucky!"

"Wide selection and great prices but haggle a bit for better deal. Also, always offer to pay cash to see if they'll save you on sales tax."

"Don't forget to order Waffle Fries with your chicken. Highly addictive spuds!"