Matt Glazer

"This company is terrible. Get service from any other company."

"They're really slow here. Not uncommon to wait 15 or 20 mins for an order. If you're in a hurry, I'd go somewhere else."

"Want a kick? How about a roundhouse kick of awesome? Get the Ninja Bachelor Party. Or get something timid and lame. Your call."

"You should look up."

"Don't turn left when you leave."

"Don't forget you need to request the following if you want them: onions, pickles, jalapeño, wheat buns."