Matt Barnette

"Never look the Mayor directly in the eyes. Avoid eye contact at all costs."

"Now that you're at Heifer, come to Barnette's desk and give him $5. As Mayor, he deserves your weekly tithe and offering in return for letting you in his city."

"Get the BBQ nachos"

"Get the lunch buffet, and bring friends, and come hungry. Collectively groan with stuffed misery when you leave."

"Get one of the homemade Chocolate muffins for breakfast. It's the best excuse to eat cake in the morning you'll ever find."