Bruce Wayne

"There are no gasoline stations near the airport! Beware and fill up on the highway on your back to the airport if you rented a vehicle."

"contraseña de wifi es vip08ago. pero es lentiiisimo"

"es riquísimo el pollo con salsa espinaca y queso oaxaca. no hay palabras para describirlo. prueban la cerveza vida latina!"

"the tour costs 25 pesos and includes tasting of 4 wines. I didn't know this and tried out the wines before the tour :("

"the location is great! and that's about it...it's overpriced, old, dirty, you name it. The TV is small and makes a noisy sound, the bed is hard and lumpy, and the bathroom stinks."

"pizza italiana could be better..."