Jordo Heffersmithonian

"If you find yourself here you're gonna have a bad time."

"Bring ya lunch"

"The coffee is pretty sub-par but if you're looking for a good time ask for Jenkins. Boxed lunches are available, make sure they pack it tight!"

"Don't listen to Dr. PizzaCrust, Avoid Mr. Lin's Samurai School and his patio power washer, no matter how good his sale sounds; most importantly be on the look out for the invisible man who isn't there"