Jonathan Neve

"Don't smoke the Nutella. It might taste good, but it will fuck you up."

"Don't smoke the Nutella. It might taste good but I will fuck you up."

"Ask for a small. If the barista corrects you and calls a small a "tall", just walk out and leave it at that. Starbucks schmarbucks."

"Sign up for the e-mail list. Try the brews. Get a Beertopia points card and start buying beer! There's prizes as you get more points."

"Plenty of space to play futbol with friends in the spring/summer/fall."

"Loud, bad crowds, no parking, mean people, stupid music. Avoid."