David

"1 plate an hour. So. Fucking. Slow."

"Champagne to make you less self-conscious while trying on bikini bottoms!"

"Mikel Sessions is great! Super friendly and knows his way around a head of hair."

"Unless you're a crumb wizard, bring a placemat or make one out of napkins when you stay to eat because the crumbs from the crunchy roll WILL end up everywhere. Like sparks flying!"

"Omfg I want to go back here!"

"Be careful washing dishes because the extension cord that the microwave is plugged into is awfully close to the sink. Final Destination~"