Brian Bacon

"Ladies: Don't shun me away because I'm a man and you want to breast feed your kid. I'm a single dad taking my daughter to the park. If you don't want a man around, bottle up."

"Don't know you David K., but I'm the mayor of this bitch ..."

"First Monday of every month is open mic jazz night!"

"When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds more official than "Plan B"."

"When I show up, get the fuck out!"