Hexter

"Come on the 3rd Sunday of every month for the Philadelphia Beard and Mustache Club meeting!"

"Bring ones for the unprepared doorman."

"Don't listen to James."

"Bring root beer and veggie burritos to the door dudes to get on their good side!"

"I second the Virgil's Root Beer tip. You can buy loosie's for less than a buck and the 4-pack is about $2 cheaper than whole foods!"