Erin Finnegan

"Everything is good here."

"Terrible voicemail system... I wish they had walk-in appointments, they're kind of dicks about appointments if you have a UTI. You're better off going to City MD if it's urgent but not an emergency."

"Pro Tip: For better bathrooms, pop into the Grand Hyatt next door - up the escalators, to the rear of the lobby on the right. I've never been stopped by the bellhops."

"There is no travel plaza... It's a strip club of some kind now...?!"

"Need a necklace with a jeweled gun on it? Yeah, we got that."

"Cristin has given me two out of three of the best curly-haired cuts of my life, and the third cut was from Takamichi himself. Note: They were also the most expensive haircuts of my life."