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"You can serve your own alcohol, and you may need it if you’re sitting in this tiny club for hours."

"Eat plenty of citrus fruits to prevent rickets. Chances are, if you're staying here, you never left the airport and won't see the light of day."

"No better place to have hot oil drizzled on your coulis"

"Unless you're one of those dopes that still goes to Chipotle, you're eating here and ordering the Italian roast pork sandwich"

"Brand new, as a hotel. Staff are friendly and courteous, especially Lamont at the front desk."

"Rumor has it, the floors here are mopped using the tears of passengers sitting in the terminal downstairs."