Derick Stalker

"Awesome collection"

"No American Express accepted here. #behindthetimes @amex"

"Make sure ur bag is 4.5x6 or u can't go in. Cargo pants w bigger pockets are ok. Ponchos that fold into a pocket that's bigger: ok. An empty purse: illegal. #waronwomen"

"Panera considers this a "Big Kids Grilled Cheese". It allegedly comes with 3 cheeses and bacon and is values at $6.99. #whatplanetaretheyon #fail"

"In a down economy you would think they wouldn't turn away guests just because they want to "close" on time."

"If you're into gender discrimination, Perlé is the place for you. Women in tanks: ok. Men in tanks: not."