pete morisseau

"Give a beer to the proprietor. He will lose the ability to regulate the volume of his voice"

"Be wary if a man named Brandon attempts to lure you into the restroom under the guise of showing you a new 4sq check-in spot. It's a trap! #WideStance"

"Beware of a tall man named Dan who is a known loiterer in this location. If he starts to peddle his Hope & Change nonsense to you, run!"

"You're the mayor of a gym?? they must serve franzia.."

"Ask I supposed to be intimidated by that?"

"Don't buy the "hot" peanuts. In 2010 they went to paper bags in a bullshit enviromental appeal, now they don't retain heat for shit. Another tragic casualty of the "Go Green" movement.buy beer instead"