Doug Bies

"The line here moves slower than molasses"

"The service here is slower than molasses"

"This gas station never has change so don’t come here if you’re paying in cash."

"Avoid the cats"

"Service here is a joke; as you order and the pizza serving clowns just waste your time."

"This gym allows patrons to bring their kids and lets them run around like wild playing with whatever equipment they want #ghetto"