Doublejack

"Even at Happy Hour beer is over-priced. Shame, I've always liked this place."

"Do what you want but I won't be checking into anyplace with "frisbee" in its name."

"not lame |-------------| LAME now………^………"

"Refill your water bottle at the bus stop across the street from Hole 11's tee pad."

"If you like arbitrary rules, rudely enforced, this is the place for you."

"$100 reward for finding poison oak growing at GGPDGC."