David

"Slowest bartenders in town. Skip the happy hour here and head on over to the Rockwood right down the street."

"Slowest microwave operators in all the land."

"Whoever does the Mountain View Loop route has got to be one of the laziest employees in the entire USPS. Too lazy to get out of your vehicle to deliver packages to the door? Isn't that your f'ing job?"

"Class A real estate my ass, this place is a dump."

"So much better than Uncle Julio's! When I'm in the mood for a chimichanga, this is my go to spot!"

"Boo on them for getting rid of the salad bar and their ice tea taste like it's brewed with dirty dish water."