Katie Maddox

"McGlaughn now takes attendance. But you get bonus points to use on tests every day you show up. That's positive reinforcement, by the way."

"Health rating of 87. Fair warning, mates."

"Sleeping on the suite's couch? You get to hear the elevator and the doors and kids running on the floors all night long. Sleeping in the bedroom? You get to hear traffic and people in their bedrooms."

"They don't know how to stock here. Get your groceries someplace else."

"In Junior year, this was the place to hang. Senior year, not so much. But remember kids, KEEP MOVING! Avoid those rent-a-cops!"