CJ Pomerantz

"Must haves: pulled pork, Mac and cheese, cucumber salad."

"Make sure to check out all the new Gone Green, and Aztek Gold pet sanctuaries at Advantek, booth #3221."

"Band totally rocks the 80s hair metal covers. And Billie, Alan, and Jackson are awesome bartenders!"

"From $1.50 pints to $2 cans of past in just a few years. Pretty weak sauce shortstop."

"The street is spelled crescent."

"If you hear someone running behind you and you're walking, move to the right!"