Carlos Chavez

"Woah, attention all guys... best mall bathrooms ever! You could move in here because they're so roomy. Bring reading material because it's a great place to escape from the mall madness"

"Stand 5 feet back from the baggage claim carrousel until you see your bag, otherwise your ass gets in the way & prevents the rest of us from spotting our luggage."

"The moving walkways are ending, please watch your step."

"Have a third-world experience by visiting one of the bathrooms. Seriously DFW, there's no excuse for the conditions of this bathroom."

"Awesomeness"

"Stay away from Dexter. You won't be able to get away from him."