Jake The Snake

"Visit the University of Civics and Integras!"

"No one will ever be in the office when you need them. Like when your clicker breaks. Or when the zombie hordes start overrunning the gates."

"Try a Doritos Locos Nachos Tacos Paco's Rojo Dojo Burrito! I mean taco."

"I wish my mother cooked this well. The food is simple, yet amazing. Pick anything on the menu, you can't go wrong."

"For a home cooked meal, it Pete's can't be beat. I mean, look at all these leftovers!"