Brian Thompson

"Clothes done in 2 hours? Great but watch out...their standard time quote is 5pm the next day, not 2 hours. Same day? They look at you like you're nuts, and it's their guarantee!!!"

"In the winter months, go tourist spotting. Look for the shorts and tee shirts!"

"The blonde hostess is the most rude person I have ever had the chance to meet."

"Don't sit on the patio that faces Riverside Drive. If you do, service goes downhill fast. The hostess is rude and you'll wait at least 10 minutes to get ANYONE to notice you don't have menus."

"This is the seventh circle of hell, no doubt."

"The elevators are slow slow slow...take the stairs!"