Chris Ball

"The rugs aren't necessarily clean."

"Call this person"

"Get the hot wings and a $4 beer and bring them out to the 24 hour pool"

"New wing night rules make Druther's the place to go on Tuesday nights. $3 pints of any beer on tap."

"Try the Bushmills on the rocks."

"Avoid this house from August 3rd - 6th."