Andy Smith

"The stop signs are more than just clever suggestions."

"The Golden Man always changes his look, depending on what he's promoting."

"Order online, then pick it up. Skip the line. Save time. That's how it's done."

"Be prepared to repeat your order...several times."

"Beware of the Michael the Swan. He snaps."

"If you're a visitor, park in a space marked with a "V". Don't park in a numbered space. It's not that tough."