Alex Wolinetz

"Decent food, lousy service."

"Noodle dishes take much longer than rice dishes. If you're eating with friends, and you get different types, expect an awkward lull."

"If you can't find the ticket machine on the track (during the renovations, atleast) it's hidden right behind the elevator."

"If you're going to order one of the Black or Gold plated specials, don't grab them from the conveyer belt. Ask the chef to make one: it'll be fresher, nicer presentation, and you'll probably get extra"

"Food is decent, but the service is awful, especially when it's busy. And don't bother making reservations- in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "anyone can take reservations. The question is keeping them.""

"The calories are listed in the menu. Somethings are better not knowing."