Aimee Ault

"They seated us in the stockade section against my wishes. Beet toast came with a candied hog shank that was CLEARLY not freshly made! Jester made too many feudal lord jokes."

"We wanted to bring our own baseball bats but the staff said they weren’t allowed??? Balls didn’t fit in my pitcher mitt and desk people looked at us weird when we asked where the batting cages were."

"It’s been pretty good ever since they took care of the scorpion problem in the children’s section. MMA cage matches on Thursday nights are great too."

"Okay the food was great but the last time I came in they played home videos of me having a tea party naked with my dogs when I was 9! Everyone laughed at me as I ate my delicious waffle in shame."

"Did not honor my coupon for the sushi buffet! My aunt Stacey bequeathed this 30% coupon to me before she died and I was looking forward to honoring her today on her favorite holiday, Black Friday."

"Make sure to say “when” when the server offers freshly ground pepper. I just sat there and said nothing and now it’s 3 years later and my plate has 20 pounds of pepper on it. Terrible."